$25.00

Its my structured settlement and I need Trash Now! Funny Opossum T-Shirt. Call 877 Trash Now! Just kidding don't call 877 trash now, we don't know whose number that is.  If you love opossums and you have a sense of humor, this opossum shirt is perfect for you!  If you're a square and don't laugh at anything please don't wear this shirt in public. 

Also note for introverts, be warned if you wear this shirt in public, you may be bombarded with people singing loudly the 877 Cash Now jingle at you!

it might make you laugh, it might make you cry. Who knows until you try... at your own risk that is we warned you! 

 
This t-shirt is made of 100% cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.

• 100% jersey knit
• Pre-shrunk
• Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Classic fit

 

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼
Height (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½
Availability: Many In Stock

Its my structured settlement and I need Trash Now! Funny Opossum T-Shirt. Call 877 Trash Now! Just kidding don't call 877 trash now, we don't know whose number that is.  If you love opossums and you have a sense of humor, this opossum shirt is perfect for you!  If you're a square and don't laugh at anything please don't wear this shirt in public. 

Also note for introverts, be warned if you wear this shirt in public, you may be bombarded with people singing loudly the 877 Cash Now jingle at you!

it might make you laugh, it might make you cry. Who knows until you try... at your own risk that is we warned you! 

 
This t-shirt is made of 100% cotton (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit.

• 100% jersey knit
• Pre-shrunk
• Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar
• Taped neck and shoulders
• Classic fit

 

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼
Height (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½

We are seeing delays of 10-14 business days on average in some cases even longer due to Covid. As things return to normal the shipping times will go down to within 4 business days after fulfillment for most states in the United States.


Standard Shipping Prices for: T-shirts, tank tops, 3/4 sleeve shirts, long sleeve shirts, polo shirts, crop tops 

USA
First product $3.99
Additional product $1.25
EUROPE
First product $4.39
Additional product $1.09
EFTA STATES
First product $9.99
Additional product $1.09
CANADA
First product $6.49
Additional product $1.25
AUSTRALIA / NZ
First product $6.99
Additional product $1.25
WORLDWIDE
First product $5.99
Additional product $1.25
size chest(in.) waist(in.) hips(in.)
XS 34-36 27-29 34.5-36.5
S 36-38 29-31 36.5-38.5
M 38-40 31-33 38.5-40.5
L 40-42 33-36 40.5-43.5
XL 42-45 36-40 43.5-47.5
XXL 45-48 40-44 47.5-51.5