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Pantless Thunder Goose is a hilarious name for an Ostrich! If you are a fan of the mighty ostrich you must have noticed by now that they, like myself prefer to walk around pantless. Show up to your next zoom meeting rocking this funny ostrich tank top and watch as your coworkers accidentally spit water on their laptop screens from laughing so hard. The longer you look at this funny ostrich tank top and read the words Pantless Thunder Goose the funnier it gets.
The only thing funnier would be a little person riding an ostrich costume with a Pantless Thunder Goose shirt on.
This racerback tank is soft with a loose, flowy fit. The shirring on the back also adds some feminine detail.
• Made of 65% polyester/35% viscose
• A-line body with a relaxed, drapey fit
• Side seams and merrowed bottom hem
• Shirring at racerback seam
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Center Front Length (inches) | 18 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅜ | 21 | 21 ⅝ |
| Body Width (inches) | 15 ¼ | 15 ⅞ | 16 ½ | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¼ | 19 ⅛ |
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Pantless Thunder Goose is a hilarious name for an Ostrich! If you are a fan of the mighty ostrich you must have noticed by now that they, like myself prefer to walk around pantless. Show up to your next zoom meeting rocking this funny ostrich tank top and watch as your coworkers accidentally spit water on their laptop screens from laughing so hard. The longer you look at this funny ostrich tank top and read the words Pantless Thunder Goose the funnier it gets.
The only thing funnier would be a little person riding an ostrich costume with a Pantless Thunder Goose shirt on.
This racerback tank is soft with a loose, flowy fit. The shirring on the back also adds some feminine detail.
• Made of 65% polyester/35% viscose
• A-line body with a relaxed, drapey fit
• Side seams and merrowed bottom hem
• Shirring at racerback seam
Size guide
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
| Center Front Length (inches) | 18 ¼ | 19 ¼ | 19 ¾ | 20 ⅜ | 21 | 21 ⅝ |
| Body Width (inches) | 15 ¼ | 15 ⅞ | 16 ½ | 17 ⅜ | 18 ¼ | 19 ⅛ |
We are seeing delays of 10-14 business days on average in some cases even longer due to Covid. As things return to normal the shipping times will go down to within 4 business days after fulfillment for most states in the United States.
Standard Shipping Prices for: T-shirts, tank tops, 3/4 sleeve shirts, long sleeve shirts, polo shirts, crop tops
| USA | |
|---|---|
| First product | $3.99 |
| Additional product | $1.25 |
| EUROPE | |
| First product | $4.39 |
| Additional product | $1.09 |
| EFTA STATES | |
| First product | $9.99 |
| Additional product | $1.09 |
| CANADA | |
| First product | $6.49 |
| Additional product | $1.25 |
| AUSTRALIA / NZ | |
| First product | $6.99 |
| Additional product | $1.25 |
| WORLDWIDE | |
| First product | $5.99 |
| Additional product | $1.25 |
| size | chest(in.) | waist(in.) | hips(in.) |
|---|---|---|---|
| XS | 34-36 | 27-29 | 34.5-36.5 |
| S | 36-38 | 29-31 | 36.5-38.5 |
| M | 38-40 | 31-33 | 38.5-40.5 |
| L | 40-42 | 33-36 | 40.5-43.5 |
| XL | 42-45 | 36-40 | 43.5-47.5 |
| XXL | 45-48 | 40-44 | 47.5-51.5 |
