$29.99
Danger Noodle is a funny name for a Snake! If you love snakes, or even if your scared of snakes, this funny snake tank top is the perfect way to get strangers to laugh in your general direction.  Added perks include: everyone around you knowing that you are 55% cooler than them and it may prevent possible goose attacks because if they see the snake on the front they should back off. Ever been the victim of a goose attack? Geese can be brutal so its best to protect yourself with this awesome funny snake tank top! 

This racerback tank is soft with a loose, flowy fit. The shirring on the back also adds some feminine detail.

• Made of 65% polyester/35% viscose
• A-line body with a relaxed, drapey fit
• Side seams and merrowed bottom hem
• Shirring at racerback seam

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Center Front Length (inches) 18 ¼ 19 ¼ 19 ¾ 20 ⅜ 21 21 ⅝
Body Width (inches) 15 ¼ 15 ⅞ 16 ½ 17 ⅜ 18 ¼ 19 ⅛
Availability: Many In Stock
Danger Noodle is a funny name for a Snake! If you love snakes, or even if your scared of snakes, this funny snake tank top is the perfect way to get strangers to laugh in your general direction.  Added perks include: everyone around you knowing that you are 55% cooler than them and it may prevent possible goose attacks because if they see the snake on the front they should back off. Ever been the victim of a goose attack? Geese can be brutal so its best to protect yourself with this awesome funny snake tank top! 

This racerback tank is soft with a loose, flowy fit. The shirring on the back also adds some feminine detail.

• Made of 65% polyester/35% viscose
• A-line body with a relaxed, drapey fit
• Side seams and merrowed bottom hem
• Shirring at racerback seam

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Center Front Length (inches) 18 ¼ 19 ¼ 19 ¾ 20 ⅜ 21 21 ⅝
Body Width (inches) 15 ¼ 15 ⅞ 16 ½ 17 ⅜ 18 ¼ 19 ⅛

We are seeing delays of 10-14 business days on average in some cases even longer due to Covid. As things return to normal the shipping times will go down to within 4 business days after fulfillment for most states in the United States.


Standard Shipping Prices for: T-shirts, tank tops, 3/4 sleeve shirts, long sleeve shirts, polo shirts, crop tops 

USA
First product $3.99
Additional product $1.25
EUROPE
First product $4.39
Additional product $1.09
EFTA STATES
First product $9.99
Additional product $1.09
CANADA
First product $6.49
Additional product $1.25
AUSTRALIA / NZ
First product $6.99
Additional product $1.25
WORLDWIDE
First product $5.99
Additional product $1.25
size chest(in.) waist(in.) hips(in.)
XS 34-36 27-29 34.5-36.5
S 36-38 29-31 36.5-38.5
M 38-40 31-33 38.5-40.5
L 40-42 33-36 40.5-43.5
XL 42-45 36-40 43.5-47.5
XXL 45-48 40-44 47.5-51.5